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( TEXT ) | FORWARD DATED A FEW DAYS AFTER OUR THREAD

[consulting]

Is he - alright?

SH

[ things he has to know. ]

( TEXT ) | FORWARD DATED A FEW DAYS AFTER OUR THREAD

[cons]

[ ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

he is now.

[consulting]

that's fine.

SH

[ do you feel his awkwardness wichita, do you? what is human emotion. how do i. ]

[cons]

is it? somehow i'm pretty sure you know that it wasn't fine. like at all.

[ you cAN'T ASK HER THINGS LIKE THAT AND THEN PRETEND TO BE INDIFFERENT SHE WILL call you out on it sir. ]

( 1/2 )

[consulting]

He's alright now.

SH

[ nope nope nope nope nope nope. ]

( 2/2 )

[consulting]

Frye. Expound.

SH

[ speaking of, why are you tainting his detective-in-training - criminal in training!! B( also yes, he's totally tossing this to you because wow - THESE ARE THINGS I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. ]

( TEXT )

[consulting]

I'm forbidding you to taint Frye further by living with him.

SH

( TEXT )

[cons]

it's not gonna happen anyway because he has no idea who i am
i'm keeping my distance for now

[consulting]

You're not going to take that as an opportunity?

SH

( TEXT )

[consulting]

Brush your teeth.

SH

( TEXT ) | two minutes later

[consulting]

Have you brushed your teeth yet?

SH

( TEXT )

[cons]

i said i will!!!!!!

[consulting]

Floss?

SH

[consulting]

If you have to stalk Frye be home by 10.

SH

[dirtyword]

[consulting]

[cons]

i don't stalk brendan okay i just occasionally check up on him without him knowing it

it's different

[consulting]

stalk
verb
1 [ trans. ] pursue or approach stealthily : a cat stalking a bird.
• harass or persecute (someone) with unwanted and obsessive attention : for five years she was stalked by a man who would taunt and threaten her.
• chiefly poetic/literary move silently or threateningly through (a place) : the tiger stalks the jungle | figurative fear stalked the camp.
2 [ intrans. ] stride somewhere in a proud, stiff, or angry manner : without another word she turned and stalked out.


SH

Re: ( TEXT )

[cons]

i will

text; EZ Wave registered to J. Humperdink

[sebastian]

So, Ms Zombie Huntress, how'd you like to do some target practice with a seasoned war veteran?

[ notice the part where he didn't say 'old' ]

text; seems legit

[cons]

depends - is that seasoned war veteran planning on loaning me a gun?

text; shh he couldn't think of a better name

[sebastian]

Hey, prove your worth to me, love, and I might even be convinced to give you one.

text;

[sebastian]

Compared to the UK, it's incredibly easy to get your paws on a gun here.

text;

[sebastian]

Like going into Boots to nick a candy bar.

text;

[cons]

oh see, you had me at 'prove it and i'll give you one', but now i know i can get one just as easily on my own. just a matter of knowing where to look, i guess.